The Institute BulletinSunday, January 02, 2005
Baby Clams
A parody by Doyna Yar of Baby Snakes by Frank Zappa
Baby clams
Late at night is when you bring em' out
Baby clams
Sure you smell what I’m talkin’ about
Beige ’n’ wet
They make the best kinda snack
Baby
Baby
clams
Looked around
An’ the'll go well with crackers
Baby clams
Maybe I think with colby I'll make stackers
Beige ’n’ wet
I’ll eat all I can get
Baby
Baby
cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-mes, yeah
They come in a ca-ca-can
(keyed can)
That is usually rectangular
(usually boxed, cardboard too)
They're a product of Thailand
(dit dit dit dit)
Occasional shell fragments are regular
Which stands for
Quality control workers in Thailand are lazy
Maybe I think
That I meet them whilst I drink
They’re wet ’n’ they stink
I think I’ll give ’em some, give ’em some,
Food coloring
Baby cla-a-a-a-a-messs
posted by raymond 21:54
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