The Institute BulletinWednesday, March 23, 2005
EU's Solana: End China arms ban
The EU is dancing with the plumber on this one...
Activists slam Canada on seal hunt
The Institute formally condemns the Humane Society of the United States' attempt broaden their base and to harm the Canadian fishing industry with a hippie-style boycott of products which are not connected to the culling of un-endangered seals. Ya don't like it, don't buy fur!
Agency: More teens abusing inhalants
So, now helium inhalation is criminal too? Maybe this wouldn't be such a problem if we lowered the drinking and smoking age so youths seeking a high can have access to regulated, legal, and safe vices.
U.N.: 1 billion people lack safe drinking water
What their failing to address is that we are 1 billion people over the natural carrying capacity of the earth to provide clean drinking water. It's not a lack of fresh water but too many people! Achievements of aid organizations over the past century to alleviate suffering by fighting disease and hunger have only served to cause an explosion in populations that now require such aid permanently.
SNL Tries Penile Implant
Now that's comedy! Don't forget to click on the image for the full schnazz!
Man grows penis on his arm
Science worthy of Institute investment or yet another Russian tale of yogurt longevity?
Partner Swapping Site Busted
I'm still very confused as to where a crime was committed.
No New Shuttle Flight Unless Rescue Mission Can Be Guaranteed
One would have thought it just common sense that the proper docking mechanisms for a shuttle to shuttle rendezvous should have been in the inventory for decades now! Hell, a shuttle to soyuz mechanism would even be better than nothing! A rescue plan should have been standard procedure from delivery of Challenger! I always wondered why such a docking was never attempted in the early 80s. Now we know, because there never was a common sense plan! What's worse is that this new criteria for a launch will only be applied to the next two launches and is not a permanent policy change but a feel good measure!
US mulls new strategies against North Korea
Funky Kim odds on winner for this pot. I suggest we deploy nukes to the peninsula to get some leverage like Reagan did with the NATO Pershing II deployment which got the Soviets re-interested in disarmament and lead to the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces (INF)Treaty on 8 December 1987.
And now the first installment of The Institute's Adult Movie Reviews:
Up in the Air (1982): Running time 75 minutes.
Review by Councilman Gombeggar
The best thing about this old eighties porn is the nostalgia. It’s a film that comes from an era of porn where the women’s tits were natural and the cast and crew tried hard ‘sic’ (albeit in vein) to actually follow a plot line, which is as follows:
A crew and passengers board a jet plane and sex ensues including clever dream sequences for the times and the situation humorous linking footage with the bearded guy (Nick Niter) who just can’t get laid to ‘save his life’ (excepting the second dream sequence) aboard this airship of sin culminating in a proper 80’s style orgy, but ya gotta wonder by this point just who’s flying the plane?!??!?
All in all there is too much head giving on the part of both sexes and not enough straight sex, to say nothing of the total lack of anal insertions. These were more innocent times, friends! However, with the nostalgia factor, and the amusingly poor dubs of moaning over that wacky eighties music you can’t help but enjoy Up in the Air. And it is an early China Lee [Kristara Barrington] film ta boot!
So, I Gombeggar give this a rating of 5 [strokes] out of a possible ten. Up in the Air is an average porn with fun and fucking well mixed together. See you next wash day!
Thanx Gombeggar
posted by raymond 07:59
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